1: The Dentist’s Shocking Confession

A young lady stepped into a dental clinic to get a troublesome tooth pulled.

The moment their eyes met—zap!—there was instant chemistry, hotter than the whirring drill in his hand.

Once the extraction was done, instead of politely showing her out, he quietly turned the lock on the door. One thing led to another, and before long, the dentist’s chair was hosting activities that had nothing to do with dentistry.

That single encounter quickly turned into a regular rendezvous. Week after week, she kept finding reasons to book more appointments, and they spent long, stolen afternoons wrapped up in each other.

Then one day, after an especially heated session, the dentist drew her close, gazed into her eyes, and murmured:

“My darling… I’m afraid we can’t keep this up much longer.”

Startled, she asked, “Why not?”

With a heavy sigh, he replied:

“Because… you’re down to just two teeth!” 🦷🤣

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2: The Fear Beneath the Bed

Ever since childhood, I’ve been haunted by the thought that someone might be hiding under my bed at night.

When I finally grew up, I decided it was time to put an end to the nightmare, so I booked an appointment with a psychiatrist.

“Doctor,” I admitted, “I think I’m losing it. Every night I’m convinced there’s someone lurking beneath my bed. I can’t sleep. I’m terrified.”

The psychiatrist leaned back and said confidently, “No need to worry. Put yourself in my care. Come see me three times a week for a year and we’ll banish those fears for good.”

Nervously I asked, “How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per session,” he answered.

I swallowed hard. “Let me… think about it. If I really need to, I’ll come back.”

Six months later, I bumped into him on the street. He looked surprised.

“You never returned! Weren’t you planning to let me help you with your problem?”

I grinned. “Oh, it’s all taken care of—and it only cost me ten bucks!”

He frowned. “Ten dollars? Who cured you?”

“A bartender,” I said proudly. “Best ten dollars I’ve ever spent. I saved so much I even bought a brand-new SUV.”

The psychiatrist folded his arms. “And how exactly did a bartender cure your phobia?”

I burst out laughing. “Simple—he told me to saw the legs off the bed. Now there’s nowhere for anyone to hide!” 😆

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