1. The Bedtime Q&A
One quiet evening, a husband and wife were lying in bed when the wife suddenly broke the peaceful silence with a question that caught her husband completely off guard.

“If something ever happened to me,” she asked softly, “would you marry again?”

Her husband immediately shook his head. “No, of course not!”

“Why not?” she pressed. “Don’t you like being married?”

“Of course I do,” he replied.

“Then why wouldn’t you marry again?”

He sighed, clearly cornered. “Alright… maybe I would.”

Her eyes narrowed. “So soon?”

“I didn’t say soon,” he groaned.

“Would you live here with her?” she continued.

“It’s a great house. Why wouldn’t I?” he answered carefully.

“Would you share our bed with her?”

“Well… where else would we sleep?”

“Would you let her drive my car?”

“It’s practically new. Sure.”

“Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

“That would make sense eventually,” he said, wincing.

Her eyes turned into daggers as she asked the final question: “And would she use my golf clubs?”

Before he could answer, he realized this quiz had become far more dangerous than any golf course he’d ever played.

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2. The Under-the-Bed Plot Twist
Fed up with her husband Jim’s late nights on the golf course, Martha decided to teach him a lesson he wouldn’t forget. She grabbed a sheet of paper and scrawled an emotional note:

“I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t bother looking for me.”

She placed the note where he would be sure to see it and, determined to catch his reaction, slid under the bed to wait.

Minutes later, Jim came home. She heard him move through the house and finally into the bedroom. He picked up the note, and after a long pause, to Martha’s shock, she heard him chuckle.

Then came the sound of his phone dialing. His voice carried an excitement that froze her blood. “Hey, sweetheart,” he said. “She finally left. About time! I’m heading over. Wear that little outfit I like. Tonight’s going to be unforgettable.”

Martha’s jaw nearly hit the floor. Fury bubbled up, but she stayed silent, heart pounding.

Jim hung up, whistling as he grabbed his keys and left. Moments later, the car engine faded into the distance.

Shaking with anger and disbelief, Martha crawled out from her hiding place and grabbed the note to see what he had written beneath her message.

In bold letters it said:
“I can see your feet.”

And just below that, another line:
“We’re out of bread. Back in five.”

Her shock melted into laughter. Jim hadn’t betrayed her—he had turned the prank right back on her.

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