😂 1. The Curious Man and the Mystery Buttons 🚻

In a busy Chicago hospital, a man nervously paced outside the men’s restroom — it seemed every time he tried the door, someone was inside.

A kind nurse noticed his distress and offered help.
“Sir,” she said with a smile, “you can use the ladies’ restroom if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.”

Grateful and desperate, he rushed in. When he finished, curiosity got the best of him. On the wall were four shiny buttons labeled: WW, WA, PP, and one large red button marked ATR.

“Well, who’s going to know if I just try one?” he thought.

He pressed WW — instantly, a soothing stream of warm water rinsed him gently.
“Wow, that’s fantastic!” he grinned.

Next came WA — a soft wave of warm air dried him off like a breeze.
“Even better!” he laughed.

Unable to resist, he hit PP — and a gentle powder puff floated out, delicately dusting him with a floral scent.
“My God,” he sighed, “the ladies’ room is heaven!”

Of course, he couldn’t stop there. Temptation won. He pressed the big red button marked ATR.

Then… everything went dark.

When he came to, he was lying in a hospital bed, pale and confused. A nurse stood beside him, shaking her head.
“What happened?” he croaked. “The last thing I remember was pressing ATR.”

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The nurse leaned closer and said calmly,
“ATR stands for Automatic Tampon Remover… Your penis is under your pillow.” 😳

Moral:
Curiosity doesn’t just kill cats — sometimes, it costs a man a lot more! 😂

🍀 2. The Irish Fisherman Outside the Pub 🎣

Rain was pouring down in sheets one gray afternoon. Outside a cozy Irish pub, an old man stood hunched over a large puddle, drenched from head to toe. He held a stick with a piece of string dangling into the water, concentrating hard.

A passer-by stopped, puzzled.
“What on earth are you doing out here?” he asked.

“Fishing,” the old man said simply.

Feeling sorry for him, the passer-by offered kindly, “Well, you’re not going to catch much there. Why don’t you come inside and have a drink?”

The old man’s face lit up. “That’s mighty kind of you,” he said, following him inside.

They sat by the fire, whiskey glasses in hand, steam rising from their wet coats. After a few sips, the gentleman couldn’t hold back his curiosity any longer.

“So tell me,” he asked with a grin, “how many have you caught today?”

The old man smiled slyly.
“You’re the eighth.” 😆

Moral:
Never underestimate an old man with a fishing line — he might just be angling for a free drink! 🍻

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