1. The Highway Confusion

A state trooper was parked on the shoulder of the highway, watching for speeders, when a car crept by at a painfully slow pace—just 22 miles per hour. Shaking his head, he thought, That’s just as dangerous as going too fast.

He flipped on his lights and pulled the vehicle over.

Inside sat six elderly women—two in front, two in the middle, and two in the back—all looking stiff, pale, and wide-eyed as if they’d seen a ghost.

The driver rolled down her window. “Officer, I don’t understand. I wasn’t speeding. Why did you stop me?”

“Ma’am,” he replied gently, “going way under the speed limit can be just as unsafe as going over it.”

“Under the limit? Absolutely not!” she said proudly. “I was driving exactly 22 miles per hour!”

The trooper paused, then suppressed a chuckle. “Ma’am… 22 is the highway route number—not the speed limit.”

The woman’s face went red, and she gave an embarrassed smile. “Oh my! Thank you for telling me.”

As the officer glanced at the passengers, he noticed how shaken they all looked. “Are your friends okay?” he asked.

“Oh, they’ll be fine soon,” she answered with a grin. “We just came off Route 142.”

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2. The Lemon Challenge

There was a bar in a small town with a famous tradition: the bartender was known as the strongest man around, and they ran a standing challenge with a cash prize of £1000.

The rules were simple. The bartender would take a fresh lemon and squeeze it until not a single drop remained. If anyone could get even one more drop of juice out of that rind, they’d win the prize.

Plenty had tried—bodybuilders, wrestlers, tough guys from all over. None had succeeded.

One quiet afternoon, a thin little man in worn-out clothes and crooked glasses walked in. Softly, he said, “I’d like to try the challenge.”

The regulars laughed out loud. The bartender smirked, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed with all his might until it was completely dry. Then he handed the wrinkled peel to the little man.

To everyone’s shock, the man clenched his hand around it… and one drop of juice fell out. Then another. Then a third. The bar went silent, jaws hanging open.

The bartender, stunned, handed him the £1000. “That’s incredible! Tell me—what do you do for work? A lumberjack? A circus strongman? A powerlifter?”

The man calmly adjusted his glasses, gave a small smile, and said:

“I’m a tax collector.”

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