Two Men at the Sawmill

It was a hot afternoon at the sawmill, and the machines were roaring louder than usual. Two workers, Jim and Earl, were cutting boards side by side. They’d been there all morning, joking between the grinding of the saws and the dust flying through the air.

Jim leaned a little too close to the big circular blade, and before he knew it—zip!—the saw caught him. In an instant, his right ear went flying off his head and tumbled straight into the giant pile of sawdust below.

“Dang it!” Jim yelled, clutching the side of his head. He immediately scrambled down into the pit, his boots sinking into the sawdust, and started raking through the pile with both hands.

Earl looked down from above, confused. “Jim, what on earth are you doing rolling around in that sawdust?” he hollered.

Still searching frantically, Jim shouted back, “I cut my ear clean off—it landed in here somewhere! I gotta find it!”

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Earl’s eyes widened. “Oh lord… hold on, buddy! I’ll help ya out.” He hopped down into the pit, got on his hands and knees, and started digging through the dust with him. Both men crawled around like two dogs searching for buried bones.

After a few minutes of silence, Earl suddenly stood up, waving something in his hand. “Found it! Look right here—I got your ear!” he said proudly, brushing sawdust off it.

Jim grabbed it eagerly, turned it over in his hands, then frowned. He shook his head and handed it back.

“That ain’t mine,” he said. “Keep looking—my ear had a pencil stuck behind it.”

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