Two Nuns and a Blind Man

Mother Superior tells two new nuns they have to paint their room—but they must not get any paint on their clothes.

One of the nuns gets an idea:

“Let’s just take off our clothes, fold them up nicely, and lock the door. No clothes, no paint stains!”

So that’s exactly what they do. They start painting away, having a great time.

Then suddenly—knock knock.
From outside the door, a voice says:

“Blind man!”

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The nuns pause. One says to the other:

“Well, if he’s blind, he won’t see anything anyway, right?”

The other nods.

They open the door.

In walks a guy with a big grin:

“Nice rack. Now—where do you want me to hang these blinds?”

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