1: Blondes and the Convertible Conundrum

Two blonde friends planned a full day of retail therapy at the local mall.

After several successful hours of shopping and arms full of bags, they strolled back to the parking lot—only for one of them to freeze mid-step.

“Oh no!” she exclaimed, patting her pockets and digging through her purse. “I locked the keys in the car!”

They both walked around the vehicle in a slow circle, scratching their heads, tugging at the handles, and peering through the windows as if a solution would magically appear.

Time passed. The sun started dipping lower, but they were no closer to solving the problem.

Suddenly, the first blonde squinted up at the sky. Dark clouds were rolling in.

She turned to her friend in a panic and said,
“We better figure something out fast—it’s about to rain, and I left the top down on the convertible!”

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2: The Sleepy Wife at Church

A husband and wife were attending a long Sunday church service. The sermon dragged on, and before long, the wife dozed off in the pew.

Noticing her nap, the husband gave her a gentle poke to wake her just as the pastor asked the congregation,
“Who delivered the Israelites from bondage in Egypt?”

Half-asleep and annoyed at being jabbed, she shouted at her husband, “God, okay?!”

Minutes later, she nodded off again. The preacher continued and asked another question,
“Who sacrificed themselves for the forgiveness of our sins?”

Once more, her husband nudged her awake.

This time, visibly irritated, she snapped, “Jesus Christ, can you stop poking me already?”

As expected, she dozed off again not long after.

When the pastor posed one final question,
“What did Eve say to Adam after they had their last child?”

The husband poked her again.

Without opening her eyes, she blurted out,
“I swear—if you jab me with that thing one more time, I’m gonna break it in half!”

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