The Blind Diner With a Superpower

A blind man walked into a restaurant one afternoon.

“Would you like to see the menu?” the owner asked politely.

“No need,” the man replied. “Just bring me a used fork from one of your tables. I can figure it out from there.”

Slightly puzzled, the owner went back to the kitchen, grabbed a fork someone had just used, and handed it to the man.

The blind man raised it to his nose, took a long sniff, and nodded. “I’ll go with the lamb—seasoned potatoes on the side, and some fresh spring vegetables.”

The owner was stunned. “How on earth…?” he muttered silently.

The blind man enjoyed his meal and left.

A couple of weeks passed, and the man returned. This time, the owner was determined to test him.

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He rushed to the kitchen and said to his wife, “Brenda, I need your help with something crazy. Rub this fork… you know… down there.”

A bit confused but amused, Brenda agreed and handed the fork back.

The owner grinned and returned to the blind man.

The man took the fork, gave it a deep sniff, paused, then smiled.

“Well, well… I didn’t realize Brenda was working here now!”

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