One afternoon, a woman came home earlier than usual. As she stepped into the bedroom, what did she see? Her husband—right in the middle of a passionate moment—with a stunning young woman.

Shocked and furious, she yelled, “You ungrateful jerk! How could you betray me like this?”

“I’ve been loyal to you, raised our kids, built a life together—and THIS is how you repay me? I want a divorce. Right now!”

The husband held up his hands, panic in his voice. “Please! Let me explain. Just listen to what actually happened.”

She crossed her arms, glaring. “Fine. Say what you have to say, but it won’t change a thing.”

Taking a deep breath, the man began, “I was driving home when I saw this girl standing by the road. She looked completely worn out—skinny, dirty, wearing torn clothes. She asked if I could give her a ride.”

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“She told me she hadn’t had a proper meal in three days. I felt bad for her, so I brought her here. Remember those enchiladas I made for you last night—the ones you didn’t touch because they were ‘too heavy?’ I reheated them and gave them to her. She ate like she hadn’t seen food in a week.”

“She was filthy, so I let her shower. While she was in the bathroom, I noticed her clothes were basically falling apart. I figured, why not help more? So I grabbed those designer jeans you never wear because ‘they’re too snug now.’”

“I gave her that lacy anniversary lingerie you said made you feel like a ‘gift-wrapped joke.’ And that top your sister got you for Christmas—the one you hate purely because she picked it.”

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“Oh, and those pricey boots you bought but never wear because Karen at work has the same pair? Yep—I gave them to her too.”

The wife stood speechless, her arms slowly dropping to her sides.

“And then,” the husband added, “as I walked her to the door, she stopped, tears in her eyes, and whispered…”

‘Do you have anything else your wife ignores?’”