1 .The Honeymoon Mix-Up

Fred and Mary had just tied the knot, but their wallet said “no” to a honeymoon trip. So, they spent their first night together at Fred’s parents’ house.

The next morning, Fred’s little brother Johnny came down for breakfast. Slipping on his backpack, he asked his mom,
“Are Fred and Mary awake yet?”

“Nope,” she replied.

Johnny gave a cheeky grin. “Wanna hear what I think—”

His mom cut in. “No, Johnny. Just go to school.”

Later that day, Johnny came home for lunch and asked again,
“Are they up now?”

“Still asleep,” she said with a sigh.

Johnny smirked. “Wanna know what I think—”

“Johnny, hush! Eat your lunch and head back to school.”

After school, Johnny barged in and asked for the third time,
“Hey Mom, have Fred and Mary finally gotten up?”

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His mom rolled her eyes. “Alright, fine! What is it that you think?”

Johnny shrugged. “Well… last night Fred came to my room looking for the Vaseline… but I think I accidentally gave him my airplane glue.”

1. Bubba’s Bold Choice

One day, old Jimmy was strolling down the street when he spotted his longtime friend Bubba rolling by in a shiny new pickup truck.

Bubba pulled up with a proud grin.

“Whoa, Bubba! Where’d you score that sweet ride?” Jimmy asked, wide-eyed.

“Mary gave it to me,” Bubba said casually.

“She gave it to you? I mean, I knew she liked you, but a whole truck?!”

“Well, let me explain,” Bubba chuckled.
“We were out driving in the backwoods—County Route 6.

Mary suddenly pulls over, shifts into four-wheel drive, drives deep into the forest, stops the truck, gets out, strips off all her clothes, and says:

‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’

So I took the truck.”

Jimmy laughed and clapped him on the back.
“Smart move, Bubba. Those clothes wouldn’t have fit you anyway!”

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