1. The Doctors, the Lawyer, and the Shoe Situation

Two doctors boarded a plane leaving Seattle. One sat by the window, the other took the middle seat. Just as the flight attendants were closing the doors, a lawyer rushed in and dropped into the aisle seat beside them.

Once they were settled, the lawyer kicked off his shoes, stretched his feet, and sighed.

“I’m going to grab a Coke before we take off,” said the doctor by the window.

“I’ll grab it for you,” the lawyer offered generously, standing up without hesitation.

The moment he disappeared down the aisle, the window-seat doctor leaned over, picked up one of the lawyer’s shoes… and spit in it.

When the lawyer returned with the drink, the second doctor smiled and said, “That looks refreshing. I think I’ll have one too.”

“Sure thing!” said the lawyer cheerfully, hopping up again.

While he was gone, the second doctor lifted the other shoe — and gave it the same special treatment.

The rest of the flight went smoothly. Drinks were sipped, small talk made, and peace appeared restored.

But when the plane landed and the lawyer slipped his feet back into his shoes, he instantly knew.

He shook his head slowly and sighed, “When will this rivalry between medicine and law ever end? The hatred… the revenge… the spitting in shoes and the peeing in Cokes?”

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2. The Doctor’s Party Problem

At a crowded weekend party, a doctor and a lawyer stood chatting near the snack table, both desperate for a night off from work.

But relaxation wasn’t on the doctor’s agenda.

Every few minutes, someone would stop by with a question:

“Hey, could you take a quick look at this rash?”

“My back’s been killing me—think it’s serious?”

“Does this mole look suspicious to you?”

After an hour of impromptu house calls, the doctor looked exhausted. He turned to the lawyer and groaned, “How do you handle it when people want free legal advice at social events?”

The lawyer grinned. “Easy. I give them advice… then I send them a bill.”

The doctor laughed, thinking he was joking.

He wasn’t.

The next morning, still inspired — and maybe a little annoyed — the doctor decided to do the same. He wrote up invoices for everyone who’d cornered him at the party and marched them to the mailbox.

But when he opened it, there was already an envelope waiting inside.

It was a bill.

From the lawyer.

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