1. Johnny Outsmarts the Law Professor

Little Johnny had just flunked his law exam, but instead of sulking, he marched straight into his professor’s office with a mischievous grin.

Johnny: “Professor, they say you know everything about the law. Is that true?”
Professor: “Of course. I’ve been teaching it for more than three decades.”
Johnny: “Good. Here’s the deal: if you can answer my question, I’ll accept my failing grade. But if you can’t… you have to give me an ‘A.’”

The professor, curious and a little smug, nodded.

Professor: “Alright, fire away.”
Johnny leaned in and asked:
Johnny: “Tell me this—what’s legal but doesn’t make sense, makes sense but isn’t legal, and neither makes sense nor is legal?”

The professor froze. He scribbled notes, paced, and muttered to himself. Hours went by, but no answer came. Red-faced and defeated, he finally handed Johnny an ‘A.’

The next day, the professor, still baffled, presented the riddle to his students.

Professor: “Alright class, can anyone tell me what’s legal but illogical, logical but illegal, and neither logical nor legal?”

Almost every hand shot up. He picked one brave student.

Student: “Sir… you’re 65 and married to a 28-year-old. Legal but not logical. Your wife is having an affair with a 23-year-old man. Logical but illegal. And… you just gave the man an ‘A’ after he failed. That’s neither logical nor legal!”

The professor went pale, blinked once… and fainted on the spot.

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2. Porch Mischief

An elderly couple sat on their porch, rocking gently. Her hands were busy with embroidery, while he was buried in the morning paper.

After a quiet moment, she looked at him and said softly:

Wife: “You don’t sit as close to me as you used to.”

He lowered his paper, sighed, and scooted his chair nearer.

A beat later, she added:

Wife: “And you don’t wrap your arm around me anymore.”

He smiled, draped his arm around her shoulder, and she gave a twinkle-eyed grin.

Wife: “Also… you don’t nibble my ear like you used to.”

The old man froze. Then, without a word, he stood up and shuffled toward the house.

Wife: “Where are you going?”

He turned, flashing a cheeky smile:

Husband: “Just going to fetch my teeth!”

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