1 . High-Tech Sauna Surprise

Four women were sitting quietly in a sauna, each modestly wrapped in a towel. Two were young, one was middle-aged, and the fourth was an energetic older lady.

Suddenly, a faint buzz echoed in the steamy room. One of the younger women tapped her wrist, and the sound stopped immediately. The others glanced at her, curious.

“That’s my pager,” she explained casually. “I had a tiny chip installed under my skin.”

Not long after, a cheerful ringtone rang out. The second young woman lifted her hand to her ear and started a short conversation. She ended it with a playful grin.

“Phone’s built right into my palm,” she said.

The middle-aged woman let out a nervous laugh, glancing down at her towel as if that could somehow give her similar superpowers. Before she could say a word, the lively senior excused herself and left the sauna.

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She returned a moment later, confidently striding back in with a roll of toilet paper stuck to the back of her towel. The other three froze, puzzled.

Without skipping a beat, the older woman winked and said, “Well, look at that… guess I’m getting a fax!”

2 . Luxury Elevator Roast

An elderly woman was riding an elevator in a fancy Manhattan high-rise.

A stylish young woman entered, her expensive perfume announcing her arrival. She turned to the older lady and said with a haughty smile:

“Dior’s ‘J’adore’—$180 per ounce.”

A few seconds later, another glamorous woman stepped in, equally proud, and declared:

“Gucci’s ‘Bloom’—$220 an ounce!”

After a few floors, the elevator dinged, signaling the older woman’s stop. She turned to the two women, stared at them for a beat, then leaned forward, let one slip, and said cheerfully:

“Spinach—59 cents a pound!”

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