A large passenger plane was making its final descent into Toronto, gliding smoothly through the clouds as the landing gear lowered with a soft hum.

Over the intercom, the captain’s voice crackled to life:

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We’re just a few minutes from touching down in Toronto. Thank you for flying with us, and we hope you enjoy your stay.”

Then—oops—he forgot to turn the microphone off.

Suddenly, the cabin was filled with his voice again, only this time, he wasn’t addressing the passengers.

“So,” said the co-pilot casually, “any plans once we land?”

“Oh, you bet,” the captain replied, not realizing his voice was still being broadcast.

“First thing I’m doing is checking into the hotel and dropping a serious load in the toilet. After that, I’m taking that new flight attendant—the one with the massive knockers—out to dinner. Then it’s wine, dessert, and a whole lot of action back in my room all night!”

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The passengers sat frozen for a moment… then chaos. Heads popped up from behind seats, necks craned, and everyone was trying to spot the now-famous stewardess.

At the very back of the aircraft, the young woman in question turned beet red. Mortified, she darted down the aisle toward the cockpit to shut off the mic before more damage could be done.

But as she rushed forward, she tripped over a handbag left in the aisle and landed face-first near an elderly woman’s seat.

The old lady leans over and says:

“No need to hurry, dear. He’s gonna take a sh!t first.”

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