1. The Police Officer on Trial

During a felony trial, a police officer was being grilled by a sharp defense attorney. The lawyer was determined to shake the officer’s credibility in front of the jury.

Lawyer: “Officer, did you personally witness my client running away from the scene?”
Officer: “No, sir, I did not. But shortly afterward, I saw someone matching the suspect’s description running several blocks away.”
Lawyer: “And who gave you this description?”
Officer: “Another officer who arrived at the scene before I did.”
Lawyer: “So, a fellow officer described this so-called suspect? Do you actually trust your fellow officers?”
Officer: “Yes, sir. I trust them with my life.”
Lawyer: “With your life, you say? Then tell me this, Officer — do you have a locker in the station?”
Officer: “Yes, sir.”
Lawyer: “And do you keep it locked?”
Officer: “Of course, sir.”
Lawyer: “Now, how curious! If you trust your colleagues with your life, why do you feel the need to lock your locker in a room shared with those same officers?”

Officer (smiling): “Well, sir, we share the building with the courthouse — and sometimes, lawyers have been known to walk through that room.”

The courtroom burst into laughter, and the judge had to call for a brief recess to restore order.

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2. The Woman and the Lawyer on the Plane

A woman was seated next to a lawyer on a long flight. The lawyer, clearly bored, leaned over and said,
“Would you like to play a fun little game?”

The woman, exhausted, just wanted to nap. She politely declined and turned toward the window to sleep. But the lawyer kept pushing.
“It’s an easy and entertaining game,” he explained. “I’ll ask you a question. If you don’t know the answer, you pay me five dollars. If I can’t answer, I’ll pay you five hundred.”

That got her attention. Figuring he wouldn’t leave her alone otherwise, she agreed.

Lawyer: “Alright, first question — what’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon?”
The woman didn’t even blink. She reached into her purse, handed him a five-dollar bill, and said nothing.

Lawyer (grinning): “Okay, your turn.”
Woman: “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”

The lawyer frowned, opened his laptop, searched the internet, checked online databases, even sent emails to friends and coworkers — nothing. After an hour, completely stumped, he finally woke the woman up and handed her five hundred dollars.

She smiled, said “Thank you,” and went right back to sleep.

Still frustrated, the lawyer poked her again and demanded,
“So, what is the answer?”

Without saying a word, the woman reached into her purse, handed him five dollars — and closed her eyes again.

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