1. Sue Calls Her Husband at Work

Sue called her husband at work, her voice light with urgency.

“Hey, Dan, do you have a moment?” she asked.

Dan, clearly in a rush, replied, “Not really, I’m just heading into a big meeting.”

“It won’t take long,” Sue insisted. “Just wanted to share a bit of good news—and some bad.”

Dan sighed. “Alright, just give me the good news then. Make it quick.”

She paused for a second and said sweetly, “The good news is… the airbag in your brand-new Mercedes works perfectly.”

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2. A man and his wife are at a high school reunion

At their high school reunion, a married couple was mingling when the husband kept sneaking glances at a woman sitting alone, clearly tipsy and sipping gin like it was soda.

Noticing his repeated looks, the wife leaned in and asked, “Do you know her?”

The husband gave a weary nod. “Yeah… that’s my ex. We split about seven years ago. I heard she’s been drinking ever since.”

The wife blinked and said with a smirk, “Wow. That’s some serious dedication to celebrating.”

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