Why No One Wanted to Share a Cabin with Carl

At a backwoods hunting camp, a group of buddies were sharing a few rustic cabins for the weekend. But there was one shared understanding: no one—and I mean no one—wanted to bunk with Carl.

The reason? Carl didn’t just snore. He made the walls shake like a freight train was rolling through. His snoring was the stuff of legend—equal parts earthquake and lawn mower.

To be fair, the group decided they’d take turns sharing a room with him.

Night One: Steve’s Turn
Steve pulled the short straw. The next morning, he dragged himself to the breakfast table looking like he’d gone ten rounds with a tornado. His hair stuck out in every direction, and he had the wide-eyed stare of someone who’d seen things.

“What happened, man?” someone asked.
Steve slumped into his seat. “I didn’t get a second of sleep. Carl’s snoring sounded like a bear gargling marbles. I gave up and just watched him all night.”

Night Two: Mike Steps Up
Mike, trying to be brave, took the second shift. He came down for breakfast the next day looking like he’d been caught in a wind tunnel. Pale. Eyes twitching.

“You look awful. Did you sleep at all?”
“Sleep?” Mike groaned. “I swear his snoring rattled my bones. I just stared at the ceiling and prayed for sunrise.”

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Night Three: Big Frank Volunteers
Now Frank—he’s built like a tank. Former linebacker. Calm under pressure. The crew figured if anyone could survive a night with Carl, it was him.

The next morning, Frank waltzed into the dining room cool as a cucumber—shirt tucked in, hair perfectly combed, sipping a cup of coffee like he was on vacation.

Everyone stared in disbelief.
“You… look amazing. What’s your secret?”

Frank smirked and said, “Well, when we got to the room, I tucked Carl in nice and cozy, fluffed his pillow, and gave him a gentle kiss on the forehead.”

He sipped his coffee.
“Carl stayed up all night watching me. Slept like a log.”

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