A young boy comes home from school and casually tells his dad,
“Hey, Dad… my math teacher wants to talk to you.”

His father, a bit concerned, asks,
“Uh-oh. What happened?”

“Well,” the boy starts, “she asked me what 7 times 9 was, and I told her, ‘63.’ Then she asked, ‘Okay, what’s 9 times 7?’ So I said, ‘What does it matter? It’s the same thing!’”

The dad scratches his head and says,
“You’re not wrong. Alright, I’ll go.”

The next day, the kid gets home and asks,
“Dad, did you stop by school?”

“Not yet,” his father replies.

“Well, when you do, make sure to visit the P.E. teacher too.”

“What for?”

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The boy sighs, “We had gym class today, and he told me to lift my left arm. So I did. Then he said, ‘Now your right arm.’ Did that too. Then he told me to raise my right leg. Done. Then he says, ‘Now lift your left leg.’ So I asked him, ‘Dude, how am I supposed to stand? On my you-know-what?’”

The father bursts out laughing. “Fair question. Alright, I’ll stop by.”

The day after, the boy comes home again and his dad asks,
“So… did anything happen at school?”

The kid shrugs.
“Actually, don’t worry about visiting. They expelled me.”

The dad’s jaw drops.
“Expelled?! For what?!”

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The boy says, “They called me into the principal’s office. Inside were the math teacher, the gym teacher… and for some reason, the art teacher.”

“The art teacher? What was they doing there?”

“That’s exactly what I asked,” the boy replies with a grin.

Moral of the story? When your kid has a mouth like that, maybe don’t rush to the parent-teacher conference.