Joke 1: Why you made women so beautiful?
A man, during his night prays, asks God:
“Oh, Lord… Why you’ve made women so beautiful?”
God replies: “So you can love them, my child.”
“Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?”
“So that they can love you back, my child…!”
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Joke 2: My wife is cheating on me
I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter.
I found traces of paint in the bed.
It’s good that with a painter, and mine cheats on me with a truck.
“That’s enough, how about a truck?”
“I found a driver in bed.”
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