Joke 1: Why you made women so beautiful?

A man, during his night prays, asks God:

“Oh, Lord… Why you’ve made women so beautiful?”

God replies: “So you can love them, my child.”

“Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?”

“So that they can love you back, my child…!”

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Joke 2: My wife is cheating on me

I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter.

I found traces of paint in the bed.

It’s good that with a painter, and mine cheats on me with a truck.

“That’s enough, how about a truck?”

“I found a driver in bed.”

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